Friday, May 13, 2005

A very interesting afternoon.

Well today was odd. Most of the morning was normal, and blah. Yeah, last night I was working on late work, and I'm told we have a math final project due today, and I swear he said it would be monday. So it was like 11:00 and I was like "Nope, screw this I'm tired =__=." So I want to sleep... Duh. Anyways today in math class Mr. Hovis apparently felt so sorry for the people doing the play, that he postponed the due date to monday, a real godsend. So naturally I sat there and drew and didn't pay attention. I drew up what my homie's characters would look like in my comics, just so i could get the feel of how capable I was of creating them. So far that page consists of Trevor, Amy, Ellie, Ben, and Alex. I'm not done yet, so don't get all pissy if I haven't made you. I also spent today finishing the second Anime and You: What now, Miatch? And apparently Mitch liked it more than anyone else, and some others said my first one was better. Oh well. Now I have to think up episode three ^___^. So anyways, stuff happened, and I showed off the comic at lunch, blah blah blah. Then it was language arts time. God. We had a sub today, Mr. Waybright (I love that name). Don't get me wrong, he's neat guy and I like him, but today we were reading poems, and he kept explaining each and every stanza, which got REEEAAALLY irritating, and then we watched a movie, so all's well that ends well. Then art class, which I found very amusing. I was trying to draw up my foil clock design, and I first had to get the circle and whatnot, so I got a compass, and made a circle, can you believe it? And then everyone else wanted it, and I was having trouble getting anything done, so finally no one was using it and I asked for it... And then Jen and Mandy said "No." I was like NOOOO!!! Until Jen said she would give it to me for a dollar. I said ok, and pulled out my wallet, and gave her a dime, because I'm such a good haggler. I told her the dime was better because it was made of nickle, and your life is meaningless without nickle things, and so she was like "YAY! MONEY!" And so I was about to make another circle and Mandy complained that she didn't get any money, and yoinked the compass out of my hand, so I gave her a nickle, and got me a compass. Property rights'd. And after that Jen and Mandy went insane with their new wealth, and tried flattening a sheet of foil with their coins, and it was very amusing, and I commented on how Jen says "I'm sorry." to just about every complaint someone has, and she said "I'm sorry... Wait, shut up! >.<" And so then I just watched Jen and Mandy obsessively flatten out foil with coins, and it was hilarious. My new philosophy: give women coins, enjoy.

Then I'm walking out the school and Trev wanted to come to my house, and so we tried to contact meh home, but it didnt work, so me, Trev, Lana, and some other really hyper girl all walked home. On the way I purchased frozen delectibles for Trev and Lana, and I need to stop spending my money, for I am living off of $1's, and not many. I spent some three or more dollars, plus the three dollars I spent on a ticket to the play tomorrow. Lana's frozen delectible costeded $1.60, and Trev just HAAAD to have the thingy that was $1.95 T.T Jk Trev, as long as you pay me back we is homies in da hood, Lana's was on the house (what house?). And so we all walked home and Trev and Lana and that hyper person all recited really funny/odd lines from the play, and apparently Lana gets to sell hot dogs. Real hot dogs, and they get to eat them too. We didn't get hot dogs in the play I was in. In my play it was about a guy with a massive nose. Can you guess who played the guy with the massive nose? That's right, I totally played the guy with the massive nose. And I hated the play so much I finally negotiated my role until I had the smallest part. I had two lines in the whole play, one consisted of three words, the other, only one word. And guess what? No hot dogs. So anyways we were walking home, and all these funny lines made me want to see the play even more, so apparently it's good. I can't freakin' wait. Then we started quoting comics from VG Cats, and that was also fairly amusing. So I had quite the action-packed walk home. My philosophy, edited: Anything that involves money with women (such as buying them things like ice cream) is a good deed, and fairly amusing. But mostly amusing. so then me and Trev continued our long treck across the neighborhood to my house, and we just sorta hung out until he had to go home and get ready for the play. And thats when I decided it was a good time to post in my blog.

So I started the post by saying "Well today was odd." and then continued the post blah blah, like I would really do that to you guys? Anyways here I am now, wrapping this up. Unfortunately, that's now.

*Random News Moment! (Doodododododoo!)* It's sunny outside right now! *That was a Random News Moment! (Doodododododoo!)*

Ta,
Jared-San

2 Comments:

At 10:22 PM, Blogger Amy said...

Good job with the "give women coins" thingy. Only I think you should change it to "give women coins and chocolate, and enjoy" because then the women will like you more.

Sorry about your guy-with-the-massive-nose trauma. Hope you get over it eventually. ;)

 
At 10:26 PM, Blogger Jared said...

Oh I've gotten over it, in fact I forgot about it until today. It was in third grade, still in California, which sadly I don't have as many memories of as I used to.

As for my philosophy, it's not about the girls liking me, it's about me watching them go insane like they overdosed on sugar and caffeine pills.

 

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