Monday, April 25, 2005

Wow, two posts in a row? I'm on a roll. In other news my foot hurts.

Yep, anonther post alright. Surprised? You should be. This time I have news (dodo dodoo dododoo)! As mentioned in the previous post, I forgot things. What I forgot to say is three days ago on Friday I stepped on a toothpick, there was much ouch. I was runnning to get the phone when it happened, unfortunately because my foot was in so much pain I had to call mah dad back, which was reeeaaaally time consuming (like 4 seconds, can you believe that??) He said put neosporin on it, so I did. There was many pain relievings, and I had much happy. I tell ya though, the toothpick was in there like.......<--> that far into my foot! So i had to limp around these few days. Unfortunately part of the toothpick was still in there, and my grampa said I could:

a) Put a needle in my foot and find the piece of wood, and then pry it out;

b) Wait for it to fester (ew) and then it would just pop out (EEEEEWW!!!)

What would have you picked?

Well, since I have a weird fear of sharp objects going into my skin, I decided to go with B. BUT NOOOOOO!!! Today I had to go to the doctor to have him see it for infections or I might need a tetanus shot, I questioned the shot because it's not like it was a rusty toothpick, but mostly because it was about another sharp object in my skin. So after school, we got there, and the doc checked it out. Guess what happened next? SURGERY!!! T.T

And just because I love you all, I'll tell you every detail =^.^= First, they put a topical numbing cream on mah fewt. I had to wait for that to numb skin so the numbing shot wouldnt hurt so bad T.T So I sat there for like a half hour. A lady walks in and I flinched thinking it was time, she pulls an electric saw out of the cupboard and I almost died right there, when she said she was just coming in to get it for the un-casting of anonymous person. Then the other lady comes back. It was time. The doc came in too. The un-numbing creamed my foot, thats when the needle showed up. The dreaded numbing shot. Have you ever noticed how sensitive the skin on your feet is? This shot hurt so bad. I came in there thinking I could bite my arm during the process to divert my attention, and I almost bit right through my skin, and I didn't feel it at all, that shot was like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!! And i swear it hurt worse every second like they left it in there. T.T boo hoo. After that, scalpel time ^^! Luckily I didn't feel it at all as they operated on my foot. When they got it out it was like a good ΒΌ inch in there, and the piece was like <-> that long!! O.o Ouch. So they patched it up and wrapped my foot. I wished it was over. Turns out I was due for my tetanus shot, so I had to get one whether I stepped on a rusty toothpick or a bunny. It didn't hurt, yay. After that my mom took me to Perkins and we gawt pie. Heeee. We came home and here I am now, with a sore foot, and a bunch of news. So there, news enough for you? I hope so.



Oh yeah, I like anime.


Heee, that's all.

Later folks,
Jared-kun
(It's degrading! weehoo!)

2 Comments:

At 9:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yo sounds like you got shafter'd, How long was der needle?EH!? well Anyways ...Once upon a playground i fell off a log onto another log and whada knew...i bruised all 4 quadriceps under the Epidermis....Rats. So, they stuck a 5 inch long needle in my leg with none that phancy knuwming-ness. YOUCH'D ME TOO TEH END!

 
At 9:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yo sounds like you got shafter'd, How long was der needle?EH!? well Anyways ...Once upon a playground i fell off a log onto another log and whada knew...i bruised all 4 quadriceps under the Epidermis....Rats. So, they stuck a 5 inch long needle in my leg with none that phancy knuwming-ness. YOUCH'D ME TOO TEH END!

 

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