What up homies?

Well, it's been a week now since I last posted, sorry for that. What with school coming to an end, it's getting pretty hectic, and I read all of Mega Tokyo too, woot in your face, fool. Also, I got dA now, so I won't use this blog quite as much. I will probably be blogging alot in my dA journal, so you can go check that if you want. Not much to say... Every time I blog I forget all the newses of the week, which is a bit backwards considering how much information I can put in when I post every day. Oooh but I love dA! My thingy on there is primpdaddyj.deviantart.com Can you dig it? So yeah, that's pretty much all I can think of saying now... NINJAS!!!

Oh yeah! I so totally completed the third Anime and You: That was a "friendship" reap. It so totally pwnz and it took three fuggin pages. Woot! Next up by request: Trevor, but I don't know what to do! Maybe... I dono. ^-^ Anyways....

*Now for a Random News Moment! (Doodododododoo!)* The man, he is everywhere, and he is always watching. He is always floating about invisibly some how. If I were you, I wouldn't trust the man, man. He's opressing us all! COMMUNISM! NINJAS!!!! *That was a Random News Moment! (Doododododo!)*

Later foos,
Jared

Late post!

So it's 11:39 right now, a bit late for me, but I'm not at all tired. Star Wars was just so awesome. If you haven't seen it than you should, even if you hate Star Wars with a firey passion, you should see it. Yes, it's that good. Anyways, before that happened school happened, and before that happened my brother's birthday happened. But after that happened school happened. And so we had our Rockie's feild trip. Amagad, it was pretty gweet. Except for the beginning of the feild trip, when we ran all over Downtown Denver measuring buildings. No me gusta nada. Then we ate subway. Woot I guess. S0 we ate it and ran around some more. Finally we were done, and so our groups trecked across the city in shuttle busses *thank god for shuttle busses!* And we had so many of us on it that it wen pretty slow, we had a line of like three more busses behind us X3. Yeah, we're mean like that. So then bus leaves us, and we walked the rest of the way. I just talked to Amy the whole time, and apparently we got carried away because Amy's group left her. I'm so evil. We waited and her group came woot. Then the fun finally began, we entered the park. That was when I spent all the rest of that day not really paying attention to the game like I usually do, and just had an awesome time with all my homies. Me and Trev enjoyed ourselves quoting Invader Zim. Quoth the Jared, "DEELISHUS WEENIES!" XD Yeah, it was wonderful. We danced, and I played I Spy with Jen in Spanish. That was interesting. I bit trevor alot. And I bit peoples shoes. And I saved Ellie from getting her soul sucked out by Amy's 3vil camera. After the game was over, me and Trevor dropped some phat beats. We are so white it's not even funny. Then we were all waiting to get bus'd, and so me and Trev played swords and I colored my hair red with a giant red marker. Also very interesting. And I looked in the mirror when I got home, very spiffy too. Me gusta mucho. I thought of my newses that I didnt post! Like two (Or was it three? Four maybe?) days ago I spazzed out and went totally insane. Yaw, crazy. Wait something tells me you may already know. But oh well, I shall tell you anyways. Yeah, I go insane when I'm not always doing something. I was Also twitchy earlier that day. Then I went all emo. Then I got bored out of my mind, no one on IM to talk to, AIM, or Palace. And nothing good on T.V. Nothing to do outside at 9:30. Yeah, I lost it. I kept having spazz attacks and rolled on the floor twitching a couple times. Amy said it was man PMS. I can't imagine Amy rolling on the floor twitching, as amusing as that would be. Heh, I'd love that. So anyways I've said just about all I have to say, so I'll wrap this up.

* And now, for a Random News Moment! (Doododododoo!)* Your mom knows many things. The force is strong in her. She will pwnz you if you don't have l337 controller skills. "Poor controller skillz lead to m4d b347d0wnz. B347d0wnz sux0rz!" *That was a Random News Moment! (Doodododododoo!)*

Jared

P.S. Good morning folks! =3

Uber Post!

Hello hello, by popular demand I am posting. Sorry I haven't gotten to it in three days, I got hooked onto this awesome webcomic/semi-manga calle Megatokyo and it's awesome. It's got funnies, and it's also an interesting story. And this one guy speaks l337. So. Awesome. And yeah, it has had a hold over my brain for that time, and it calls for me now... *Shakes head* No! Must....Resist....Posting....Yeee. So anyways speaking of my brain, it totally fried today because of confused logic, which led to me making weird screeches, screaming "WAFFLES!!," and attacking people with a spork I found in my house. A nice, black, mint condition spork, still in the napkin package. Yeah, I brought it too school, and I enjoyed myself to no end. Yee. Some people tried to take it, but I held it tightly while attempting to gnaw their wrist off. Unfortunately everyone let go before I succeeded in biting them. *sob* Sheesh, theres all this news from the last two days, but I can't remember it T.T All I can think of is today. Anyways we're all going to Six Flags Elitch Gardens on the last day of school, and tomorrow I'm going to a Rockies game. Tomorrow is supposedly going to be hectic, seeing how it will be my little brother's birthday. We're going to go see Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith tomorrow also. Yeah, hectic. Anyways, stuff.

I have planned out the next Anime and You: That was a "Friendship" reap. Yeah, it's about Amy this time. It will also be the longest comic I've made, because what I have planned out will take more than the usual one page. But it shall be done! Oh, and if you guys are wondering I have made another page of character drawings much like the first one, if you remember me talking about it (It includes Trevor, Amy, Ellie, Ben, and Alex). This one contains Sangkuk, Justin, Lana, Ryan, Angie, Mitch, and me. So yeah, I think I might have a few more people to go. Your mom.

So blah, I have fried my crumpet once more, so I must let it regenerate while I read Megatokyo. Oh and by the way, Happy Birthday Shawn! ^______________^

Maybe I'll think of those other-day newses later.

Jared

Strange women in colorful outfits distributing hot dogs is no basis for a system of entertainment!

Heh. Right, anyways I saw that play last night, and I was quite impressed. Everyone did a wonderful job, and it never ceases to amaze me how great some people my age are at singing, and acting, in this case. Dalton, Trevor, Lana, and Evan were the only people I recognized in the play. Whoever played as Adelaide did an exceptional job, as did Dalton and Trevor. Lana, you were the best hot dog distributer/Hot Box doll-thing. I liked that Nicely-Nicely guy and his high pitched voice XD. So then yeah, watching the play enjoying, and then it was like... A ten minute intermission... I went out for refreshments. So while enjoying a fine plastic (I couldn't really call it a glass) of lemonade, a kid says "Hey, don't I know you from somewhere?" And so I says "Eh?" And so he says "Yeah! Trevor was with you... He gave me a hairnet!" And so I says to the guy "Oh yeah! Now I totally remember your head! What's your name?" "Max." said the boy. Turns out five minutes later I realized "AMAGAD! THAT WAS LANA'S LIL' BRUDDER! MAX-SWELL! Yeeee." Yeah, that kid is mah best friend in the whole wide planet. Bless his little toe. So anyways aftter the intermission, I smuggled some donuts into the auditorium. I left powdery handprints all over the seats. I'm such a good smuggler. So, the play ended later on, (sorry I'm not so detailed ^.^;) and It was very good. Totally worth the three bucks. So me, Mitch and Alan all went back to our shelters. My cousins slept over at my house and we all watched anime. Meh, I love forcing relatives into watching anime, it's a beautiful thing >=). It was some new show called Samurai Champloo, and it was pretty cool. Speaking of anime, I just finished watching Metropolis, which I recorded. Unfortunately something must have screwed with the recording, because the movie ended at the climax, and in my opinion, that's the worse thing that can happen in the middle of a movie, besides dying. So here I am now working on homework and blogging.

For any of you who are curious, I haven't thought up the third comic for Anime and You yet, so too bad.

*And now, a Random News Moment! (Doodododododoo!)* I totally dig Lana's brother, he is teh awesome. Hooray crazy people!! *Rolls around on the floor screaming* In other news the French suck. *That was a Random News Moment! (Doodododododoo!)*

So I guess that totally wrapped everything up. Craptastic. I'm going now, in persuit of... finishing my homework... Must... Resist... Procrastinating... >.<

Jared

A very interesting afternoon.

Well today was odd. Most of the morning was normal, and blah. Yeah, last night I was working on late work, and I'm told we have a math final project due today, and I swear he said it would be monday. So it was like 11:00 and I was like "Nope, screw this I'm tired =__=." So I want to sleep... Duh. Anyways today in math class Mr. Hovis apparently felt so sorry for the people doing the play, that he postponed the due date to monday, a real godsend. So naturally I sat there and drew and didn't pay attention. I drew up what my homie's characters would look like in my comics, just so i could get the feel of how capable I was of creating them. So far that page consists of Trevor, Amy, Ellie, Ben, and Alex. I'm not done yet, so don't get all pissy if I haven't made you. I also spent today finishing the second Anime and You: What now, Miatch? And apparently Mitch liked it more than anyone else, and some others said my first one was better. Oh well. Now I have to think up episode three ^___^. So anyways, stuff happened, and I showed off the comic at lunch, blah blah blah. Then it was language arts time. God. We had a sub today, Mr. Waybright (I love that name). Don't get me wrong, he's neat guy and I like him, but today we were reading poems, and he kept explaining each and every stanza, which got REEEAAALLY irritating, and then we watched a movie, so all's well that ends well. Then art class, which I found very amusing. I was trying to draw up my foil clock design, and I first had to get the circle and whatnot, so I got a compass, and made a circle, can you believe it? And then everyone else wanted it, and I was having trouble getting anything done, so finally no one was using it and I asked for it... And then Jen and Mandy said "No." I was like NOOOO!!! Until Jen said she would give it to me for a dollar. I said ok, and pulled out my wallet, and gave her a dime, because I'm such a good haggler. I told her the dime was better because it was made of nickle, and your life is meaningless without nickle things, and so she was like "YAY! MONEY!" And so I was about to make another circle and Mandy complained that she didn't get any money, and yoinked the compass out of my hand, so I gave her a nickle, and got me a compass. Property rights'd. And after that Jen and Mandy went insane with their new wealth, and tried flattening a sheet of foil with their coins, and it was very amusing, and I commented on how Jen says "I'm sorry." to just about every complaint someone has, and she said "I'm sorry... Wait, shut up! >.<" And so then I just watched Jen and Mandy obsessively flatten out foil with coins, and it was hilarious. My new philosophy: give women coins, enjoy.

Then I'm walking out the school and Trev wanted to come to my house, and so we tried to contact meh home, but it didnt work, so me, Trev, Lana, and some other really hyper girl all walked home. On the way I purchased frozen delectibles for Trev and Lana, and I need to stop spending my money, for I am living off of $1's, and not many. I spent some three or more dollars, plus the three dollars I spent on a ticket to the play tomorrow. Lana's frozen delectible costeded $1.60, and Trev just HAAAD to have the thingy that was $1.95 T.T Jk Trev, as long as you pay me back we is homies in da hood, Lana's was on the house (what house?). And so we all walked home and Trev and Lana and that hyper person all recited really funny/odd lines from the play, and apparently Lana gets to sell hot dogs. Real hot dogs, and they get to eat them too. We didn't get hot dogs in the play I was in. In my play it was about a guy with a massive nose. Can you guess who played the guy with the massive nose? That's right, I totally played the guy with the massive nose. And I hated the play so much I finally negotiated my role until I had the smallest part. I had two lines in the whole play, one consisted of three words, the other, only one word. And guess what? No hot dogs. So anyways we were walking home, and all these funny lines made me want to see the play even more, so apparently it's good. I can't freakin' wait. Then we started quoting comics from VG Cats, and that was also fairly amusing. So I had quite the action-packed walk home. My philosophy, edited: Anything that involves money with women (such as buying them things like ice cream) is a good deed, and fairly amusing. But mostly amusing. so then me and Trev continued our long treck across the neighborhood to my house, and we just sorta hung out until he had to go home and get ready for the play. And thats when I decided it was a good time to post in my blog.

So I started the post by saying "Well today was odd." and then continued the post blah blah, like I would really do that to you guys? Anyways here I am now, wrapping this up. Unfortunately, that's now.

*Random News Moment! (Doodododododoo!)* It's sunny outside right now! *That was a Random News Moment! (Doodododododoo!)*

Ta,
Jared-San

Anudder post today!

Well hello y'all. I started the next comic, and it's Mitch. It's called Anime and You: What now, Miatch? Yeah, it's gonna be gweet. Lately I've gotten so much better at drawing people, and so before I make a comic about any person I'm going to have to make a seperate drawing of just that person in some... cool action pose? XD I drew a Mitch chillaxin' at a computer. Mmmyep.

So anyways here I am, listening to TBM. I'm going to go to the play Guys and Dolls on Saturday, since the Mitch is going on that day. Can't wait to see the homies in action.

In other news, me and Ben are planning on making a funny column, much like Lana's "Clang" I think he said. Anyways it will have my comics and his comics and maybe some funny stories and jokes. When we finally do get to making them, Ben is going to have em printed and we will sell them to anyone interested for a quarter. That's a bargain! Baby, buy buy buy. Pfeh, hi-freaking-larious I am. So anyways I'm going to that Thursdizzle bash in some 30 minutes or so, and I got ready ahead of time, totally unlike me. Oh well, I'll hang with the homies and all that.

*Random News Moment! (Doodododododooo!)*
Russia is a comunist country, and they are bigger than France. Stupid French. That was a Random News Moment.

So that's all for today's *second* post! (Yeee.)

Jared-San

Quick Post!

Quick post! It's a late start day and I felt the need to post. For those of you who don't know about late start days, then you are/were a sad, deprived child. It means school starts two hours later. Woot. So anyways....posting.....Listening to music, and planning the next episode of Anime and You. So yeah, gotta go! Bye!!


Jared-San

DEELISHUS WEEENIES!!!

Hello hello. What are up my homies? Oh me? I'm all on fire and whatnot. Nothing new, except the flames just wouldn't give me a free moment at all today. So, in a feeble attempt to take my mind off the whole dealy, I created a new comic. This isn't like The Adventures of Super Pork, besides, I'm running out of material to write about for Super Pork. This new comic is called Anime and You. Yeah, sounds like a lecture about anime doesn't it? Well it's not. It's a comic that I'm going to write every episode about one of my friends in some situation involving anime. Most of you I know how you are with anime, so it will be easy, but if I don't know you too well, then you'll have to pay me $1 for me to make something up for you. Of course, the first one was about me. Hee. And since I don't have dA, and I don't know how to scan things worth a sack of flaming crap, and am too lazy to find out, you won't be able to see it on here. Too bad, but if you really want to see what I have written as far as newer episodes, you're going to have to have me show you, because I'm not going to carry my sketchbook around with me everyfreakingwhere. So anyways I'm just going to type up the scenes here on my blog for you all.

Here it goes:

Anime And You:
The LooFah Head's Story

*Scene: Jared looks at the T.V. mesmerized, for he is halfway through a two-week anime marathon, and his eyes are all stoned-like, as if he hasn't slept once since the marathon began.*

T.V.: *commercial* "Do you like anime?"

Jared: "Yes..."

T.V.: "Do people think you're weird?"

Jared: "Yes..."

T.V.: "Are you crazy?"

Jared: "Maybe....."

T.V.: "Well if you answered these questions: Yes, yes, and maybe, in that order, then you have a LooFah on your head."

Jared: *Throwing arms in the air frustratedly* "WHAT THE HELL?!"

*-End transmission-*

Yeah, so that's episode one, you'd like it better if you see it. For those of you who don't know, I haven't the slightest clue what a loofah is, but apparently my head looks like one. Weird. Anyways I'm taking requests. And if you can, give me your opinion on anime. I'll try my best to draw you in a comic. Then maybe after every five comics I'll show em off and have poeple cast votes on their favorite. If yours wins, then congratulations, yours is the favorite, and you don't get any prizes. Except maybe a copy of the comic.

So here I am now, blogging, and listening to Nirvana. I think I'll do some homework... and draw some more. I've been on a crazy drawing/writing spree lately, which is totally unlike me. I'm drawing alot more than I used too, And the comics can be classified as writing. And if that's not good enough for you, I've been posting in my blog A LOT. So basically I'm somehow uber devoting myself to crap.

Hmm....I'm going to see that Guys and Dolls play that my homies have been working on for so long... Do I need tickets? If I do, how much are they? Oh well. I'm gonna see it, it sounds cool, and all the homies have been working sooo hard.... Meh.

Oh yeah! Remember to comment! ^_______^ Post requests to be in my comic along with your opinion on anime, or just comment on the blog. You guys have been on a commenting spree lately, good job fools.

L-l-l-later!!!
Jared-San
(Not so degrading, woot!)

"If you answered these questions: Yes, yes, and maybe, in that order, then you have a LooFah on your head!"

Check it, yo.

Check what? Too bad, I won't tell you. Anyways another day, another post. This day's issue of my blog will include some stuff. Anyways I'm just hangin' here... Listening to music...and...procrastinating. Not sure what it is that needs doing but something is telling me I have things that need doing... I'll just go read naruto. Meh. I'll find out later.

Hmm... I can't end this post here... Too short. Ah yes, a random news moment (Doo doodoodoodoododododoo!). Heh... I don't know. Naruto time!!

Jared-Kun

Larf.

Ello Ello, I did stuff. My profile as you can see, is more profiley now. Also, I put up me a photo thingy. Yawp, anyways, onto the post.

So I dont have much to post, but school is coming to an end. Eeeee! And I think I'm finally free of projects....now I need to finish all my late works, and get my grades up. If I can go this tri with no F grades, Ima get me a flip/camera/cellular/phonamabob/unit. In other words I'll get a pimp phone if i dont get any bad grades....Hee. Unfortunately, I am running out of time, and I have a very low F in social studies, dammit. So I'm going to be like....*work work work* for a while....It never ends...

Yeah so...I'm hungry right now, and Japan probably has a Gundam. Why else would their armed forces suck? Because they are secretly hiding a nuclear powerd giant robot, with which they will annhialate us all. Japan r00lz. So there's your random news moment of the week, happy? No? Then I suggest you find a quiet corner in your bathtub and put a bullet through your head. Haw, just kidding. Find a quiet corner In a public library, then pop yourself a 9 through your head. Meh.

That was when the world was ruled by llamas though, which was a very long time ago, so no worries. Now I shall go enjoy my life, burn at the same time, weehoo!

Jared-Kun

Yeeeeee!

Hey everyone, I'm actually in a bit of a better mood right now, but I'm still living the inferno if you're all curious. I'm listening to TBM right now, (gawd they are so awesome! *Needs TBM CD or something*) and for some reason I can blog cheerily listening to 'em. So anyways it's mother's day, so happy mothers day, fools. So today I got up, breakfast, yeah yeah, you get it. So we went to this party at my aunt and uncle's house, and celebrated two of my cousins birthdays, plus mothers day, so it was pretty hectic. Everyone messed with LEGOs and I had sword fights with my cousins using foam baseball bats, which was fun. So yeah, that was pretty much the happening with that. So then we got home, and I talked to my dad about the going goth and all that, and he said "maybe," and he would like it better if I did that in my sophomore year, but I can't wait that long. But I can dye my hair black and get blue streaks in it over the summer, so summer will be gweet.

All week I've been trying to become a Deviant on DA, (Deviant Art, if you don't know.) but I cant, because apparently someone else with the same ISP as me has been very abusive on that website, and so my ISP is banned. Good grief, way to ruin it for all of us. So I'm going to keep trying to make an account until the ban is lifted ^__^.

Anyways it's getting to the point where I'm going to have to wrap this up and finish typing, so later everyone!

By the ways, people need to comment more. I like comments, thanks to those of you who have been commenting. *Snaps*

See ya later Folks,
Jared-kun

Doo-Dee-Doo-Dee-Doo-Dee

Hi everyone, I'm posting again for you, that's right, I'm on a posting spree. So I'm listening to music right now, and still burning. I can't seem to rid myself of the fire for even a moment, I burn as I wake, as I go my day, In school, I fall asleep burning. I burn during even the most distracting events. Speaking of distracting events, the dance was yesterday, and it was actually a pretty good time. I danced, me dancing. Hah. But I actually had a lot of fun dancing for once, so last night wasn't a total dissapointing waste of my life like I thought it would be. Mitch had this awesome outfit, and this kick-ass shades. A+++ on attire. Y tambien, segun mis amigos, tengo muy excelente bailla de Mc Hammer. *Flips switch* I did that on purpose. Anyways I have this crazy MC Hammer slide, according to my friends, and some other guy even brought a friend of his over to me just so I could show him. Ben was like "HEY JARED! MC Hammer just called! He wants his moves back!!" So then I made my shrill war/party-shriek, and Ben said "HEY JARED! Nine-year-old girl called!! She wants her scream back!" XD Eventually they put on a Metallica song, and told us not to mosh, or they would switch it to a slow song. Then suddenly everyone was bouncing and head-banging and rocking out, that's when I looked up and saw Doug crowd surfing. Game over. The song was switched.... And Doug got pulled out by the ear by Mrs. Burton, the principal. That was amusing, bye Doug, Thanks for killing the fun part of the dance. I was in mid-dance when Lana popped out of nowhere like she usually does, (Don't know how she does it, but it sure seems that way O.o) and told me if I planned on going goth, that would have been the perfect night. Of course that did cross my mind earlier, but you know me, I'm a crazy person. Oh well, I'm saving goth-me for high school =^.^=

So after that primp'n gweet time, we all hung out at Ben's little afterparty, which was pretty cool. I cut my finger on a Dr. Pepper can, what does that tell you? XDDDDDD Worst Doctor ever. We played DDR there, some how I did slightly better than usual, but I still sucked. So then everyone is all going-home-like, and so I joined the posse and went home too. I went to sleep blah blah blah.... And woke up at six (still burning) and I thought there was school today, and I was so damn tired, OMG. Then I realized it was saturday, and I went along and watched anime, and then I just passed out for like two hours. Much needed rest. But anyways, last night was a hoot, the end!

'Till next time,
Jared

Like a moth to the flame...

Just about nothing has changed since yesterday's post, but I'll post anyways. It rained a little while ago, and I'm still being burned alive. The dance is today, and I'm going to eat cookies and laugh at the slowdancers and play DDR, which I suck at by the way. Heh, trevor is like a DDR god, and I heard that theres actually someone better than him at that game...that's a disturbance in the force right there. Well, I'm listening to TBM right now, they kick ass so much >.<


See you all on the flip side,
Jared

Just some things....

Hey everyone, I'm posting again. Well I felt like posting just for the heck of it this time. So anyways I'm still being dumped on by work...dumb school. Yeah...It also feels like I'm getting caught up in a lot of things, so I'm not really in the best of moods. *sigh* But those are all pretty personal so I won't waste your time. You needn't worry either, it's nothing serious, all personal matters. Now maybe some news.....

So it was a month or two ago Lana sent me this song from a synth rock band called The Birthday Massacre....gawd......now I'm all hooked on synth rock because it kicks ass.....and so does Zeromancer...But I'll always be a die hard Linkin Park fan, so nyeh ^______^.

En otros noticias, hay una bailla este viernes. Un momento...Uf! *flips Espanol switch into the "off" position* That was odd, never knew I had one of those, or how it got turned on for that matter. Anyways theres a dance at school on Friday....or was it Thursday? Who cares. Get this - it's "semi-formal," which means ixnay on the asualcay-essdray. No shirts without collars, try to look nice, and if your a girl, you can't wear pants (teehee). Well you can, buuuuut, you'd probably get laughed at. And then theres the "dancing" part. They actually have one slowdance song, but get this - you have to stay arms length away from your partner, no hands on the shoulders or around the waist...that's pretty sad, and very funny. And what's so bad about hands on the shoulder anyways? So it's going to be pretty funny looking maybe. Anyways, I'm going just so I can hang out with my friends, not to mention there will be food. And I can't miss the slowdance. That will be interesting.

Now for a random news issue: There actually was a "pope-mobile." Tell me that is not the most awesome thing ever. Unfortunately the new pope is getting rid of it (Nooooooooo!!) for a new car, without bulletproof glass and whatnot, open top. He's going to have a nine in him within the first month of his new car I bet, any takers? Ok fine then, be that way. That was the random news anyways....heh. Pope-mobile.....eX Dee

So yeah, work, personal things, Spanish switches, synth rock (voot), odd dances, and Pope-mobiles....yeah, anime is a pretty good thing.

Aaaaaand thats pretty much all I have to say. I guess I'll get on that work now....>__<

Later Folks,
Jared-Kun
(Meh.)